teacrafted:

"You can’t eat all that!"

fuckin watch me.

(via godpenis)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy, via pizza)

thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

(via godpenis)

shingekinokyojinheaven:

on the internet:

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in real life:

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(via pizza)

surprisebitch:

when bae wanna do anal but you suddenly remember you had chipotle

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(Source: surprisebitch, via godpenis)

hotboysofficial:

when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test 

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(via hi)

cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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(Source: cyberfricking, via pizza)

putsyoudown:

biting ur cheek

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(Source: ohzayns, via hi)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

Maybe you will if your vagina wasn’t a spicy taco.

(via hi)