heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

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beardhairdontcare:

Your boyfriend eating the pussy:

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Me eating the pussy:

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madeupmonkeyshit:

Bae: wanna get something to eat?

Me: I’m broke shawd

Bae: it’s okay I got you

Me:

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bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

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juilan:

step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap

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