teenscoolest:

Two rules for succes

  • Never tell people everything you know

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nevvzealand:

all grandmas smell the same

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wehidebehindstars:

peachvenom:

periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

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teacrafted:

"You can’t eat all that!"

fuckin watch me.

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy, via pizza)

thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

on the internet:

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in real life:

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